Degenerate Breakfast (Single)
Degenerate Breakfast is an imperial porter done in collaboration with The Breaks Coffee Roasting Company. The porter was conditioned on Vermont maple syrup, and with The Breaks Cold Press Blend…Damn, Coffee is delicious. 10.5% ABV.
Degenerate Breakfast is an imperial porter done in collaboration with The Breaks Coffee Roasting Company. The porter was conditioned on Vermont maple syrup, and with The Breaks Cold Press Blend…Damn, Coffee is delicious. 10.5% ABV.
Degenerate Breakfast is an imperial porter done in collaboration with The Breaks Coffee Roasting Company. The porter was conditioned on Vermont maple syrup, and with The Breaks Cold Press Blend…Damn, Coffee is delicious. 10.5% ABV.
Degenerate Breakfast: The Most Important Beer of the Day
Let’s be honest: not all breakfasts are for winners. Some are for rolling out of bed at noon, ignoring yesterday’s responsibilities, and making questionable life choices before you’ve even had coffee. Enter Degenerate Breakfast, the maple coffee porter that knows exactly who you are—and loves you for it.
The moment you crack it open, this beer wafts unapologetic aromas of maple syrup, roasted coffee beans, and a faint whiff of oak—like someone lit a campfire at a diner and said, “Screw it, let’s drink breakfast.” It smells like weird decisions wrapped in a cozy blanket of toffee and espresso.
Then comes the first sip: bold, full-bodied, and smoother than your last apology text. It’s a stack of syrup-drenched pancakes soaked in freshly brewed coffee, chased with burnt sugar and toasted malt for good measure. Hints of graham cracker and dark chocolate sneak in to remind you this is decadence in a glass.
Degenerate Breakfast isn’t here to judge. It’s here to enable. Because some mornings are meant to sip beer instead of tea. So, skip the eggs, ignore the alarm clock, and raise a glass to life’s most deliciously degenerate moments. Cheers to you, you beautiful mess.
